So, this is the second email my friend recieved. To see the first one, which will give you some context, CLICK ME!!! This one is much shorter, but it just adds to the confusion and ridiculousness...
Subject: last email i promise Well, at least that sounds promising.
first let me tell you this is my last ever message to you. I kinda figured that out from the subject line.... I just
wanted to say, that i have chosen to go back to western next fall. I'm
going to move into a house with 3 other friends. Because this will make you not a loser, right? I'm gonna get my woman
back. Your woman huh? Oh boy... I mainly just wanted to tell you that, it would have been crazy if
you gave me a chance, our lives would have changed. Well, Becca's life would have.... It would have permanently ceased. You are my 'crush' i
will never tell my woman about. Oh gee, I'm flattered. Honestly, i liked your physical
appearance because you looked a lot like my woman. and I'm really smart,
and strong, and its too bad you don't know.. Yeah... Too bad, I'm really feeling like I missed out right about now. I would have treated you
so good. we could go spend money, (AM I A GOLD DIGGER???) driving in my awesome new black 2011
f-150...but, I'm just going to try and gain as much muscle and knowledge
(physiology, the brain) as i can before i go to kalamazoo next year. You do know that the study of the brain is Psychology... Right? The study of the body's functions is Physiology.... I can't wait to see my woman. And she can't wait to give you a restraining order, I'm sure. You look just like her, so amazingly
beautiful, you are a common specie,(Is that even a word?) you are a princess. wishyathebest in
the medical field.
Did you forget how a space bar works??? You don't feel a need to explain the insanity of that last email??? I feel a need to forward this to "Your Woman" to give her a heads up... I have no words... This email kinda just boggles the mind...
In conclusion.... Guys, don't send creepy emails.... In fact, don't be creepy. If you suspect something you're about to do might be interpreted as creepy, don't do it! It probably is creepy or will be interpreted that way.