Clothes Bruce.. Have You Heard of Them??

I Bring You More Weirdness from Emily and I...
Again, she's in blue.... I'm not. Also, any comments I make that were not part of the conversation are highlighted in turquoise.

I have awesome friends

Well, I know I'M awesome. idk about the rest of the people.

Though today I'm feeling very weird

lol

I know you are.

And everyone else is too

Can you turn off my brain?

Ummm... ask someone to whack you with a 2x4, that should do it.

Oh... you didn't want a concussion? Ummm... Then I really don't have any helpful suggestions...

lol

Did you see the shirts I found?

Yeah

They're awesome

I found one for Bruce, lol.

lol bacon?

Here is exactly what I sent him:

http://www.bustedtees.com/onswitch saw this... thought of you... because of your propensity to not wear shirts, I figured you should have a piece that lets people know that you are in fact wearing a shirt.

lol

Because, seriously, when we hang out, he doesn't wear a shirt... like 90% of the time...

lol

and I'm all.... "Clothes Bruce.. have you heard of them?" and then he just looks at me and acts like he's going to take his pants off...

. . . .

And I'm all "Stop that!! I'm a lady and I have delicate sensibilities"

And then he laughs because you just called yourself delicate

Actually that isn't what I say at all..

And then he didn't have to

I just whack him.

lol

But were I to say that I can imagine his reaction... he would look at me like "are you friggin kidding right now?" and then he'd realize I called myself delicate, and then laugh.

Called it

And then he'd harass me about it for the rest of forever.

Like I will be harassing him about the two full fives forever.

lol

None of that singles shit. I want my change in full fives damnit!

I want Scores of full fives!!! You hear me? Scores!

lol  (Apparently I Am HILARIOUS. . . Just Saying.)

I want a full score of full fives.

Yep... His life is going to be hell.

Yup

But yeah... I think I told you that I slipped up and told him that I felt dainty when he held me... he just will not let it die.

Yeah

So I will never again be saying anything of that nature.

Nope

END OF CONVO
Emmy wasn't very vociferous in this part, but it's ok, she got to chat more later about her potential beau... Who I have decided on a whim to call Beau.